The Perfect Christmas Tree music by S. Tyson - SALT Music - ASCAP lyrics by G. Swick - SOCAN Every year it's the same dilemma, how do you find the perfect Christmas tree ? I like something you can store in a closet already decorated, not by me. Those lonely pines in a lot by the roadside always bring me to tears. We could adopt a sapling, then let it grow in the ground for years and years. We'll ask the heavens what methods saints use. The perfect answer - let someone else choose. We all agree on the ideal tree, it's a Three foot fir to plant in the Spring. As we watch it grow it will always bring Memories of this merry Christmas morning - together Let's decorate in the best of taste old-fashioned beads that swoop and loop around. I like tinsel in excess cascading from the tip to the very ground I have a vision of white light upward stretching I find blinking, flashing, bubbling lights are seasonal and always fetching. We'll ask the heavens what methods saints use. The perfect answer - let someone else choose We all agree on the ideal tree One star twinkles at the very top. Beads carry on where the white lights stop Tinsel tells of a merry Christmas morning - together Our little tree in full regalia Shines in our eyes like the eighth world wonder, But not really big enough to fit the presents under it. I suggest we open all the extras, that's one solution, Or we could give some away, that's a more generous resolution. We ask the heavens what methods saints use. The perfect answer - let someone else choose We all agree on the ideal tree It sits up proudly on a kitchen crate, Just a few gifts left, in a happy state We'll wake up early and celebrate, Celebrate our Merry Christmas morning - together